The Tale of The Oh So Mysterious @SVRPRWN

Brian Eno provides the soundtrack for This Inscription.
The Queen is feeling Ambience more than anything these past Few Days.
perhaps this is because she’s really at peace within Her Soul.
being happy Soul-Wise is very NB! because otherwise… you’re just a physical body.
& that’s exactly what you are when you’re dead.
that’s super sucky.
SO, basically, this album makes The Queen feel calm&collected in a Grimm Brothers Fairytale Kinda Way.

it’s a bit eerie… i reckon it’s one of Eno’s darker Albums.
said Album’s Title is The Shutov Assembly.
it’s effing good.

The Queen is merciful to her Loyal Euphorians – she relieves them from mediocrity by sharing Her Taste In SoundWavez.
please, Euphorians, do not be fooled by that human south african channel, mk [note, lower case], for it is QUITE shit.

NOW! let’s get down to matters at this Tea&Cake meeting, This Afternoon:

The Tale of The Oh So Mysterious @SVRPRWN.

who is @SVRPRWN?
no one knows – not even Alleged Acquaintances.
Ooooooooh Severe!

Once Upon A Time, an anon logged onto THE WEBBERNET.
more importantly, however, this anon Signed Up with The Largest Chatroom in The World.
Twitter.
this anon was @SVRPRWN – initially displaying a “profile pic” of some sturdy lookin’ fellow.
this “profile pic” was replaced by the one we all know & love.
or should i say “<3”.

see, this is what we DO know about @SVRPRWN:
he/she/it is exactly that – a hermz in cyberspace w/ 1 bewb 2 provz it.
@SVRPRWN speaks a cyber language that is “mad kiffz” & characterised by the frequent usage of “z’s” & cutting words short.

this is actually very intelligent because whilst some Tweeps might get aggro because of the Vandalising Of Language, the joke’s really on them:
you rarely have enough characters to say exactly what you want, right?
right.
@SVRPRWN has, thus, transcended Twitter by flipping the 140 Character Maximum the proverbial bird.

another factor which gives @SVRPRWN hermz’s [a pronoun used for hermz especially, in Queendom] Edge is hermz’s speaking to celebs [note, lower case] like their hermz’s bud.
this, of course, is not an act & @SVRPRWN is actually BFFs with most of them anyway.
@SVRPRWN humours hermz’s fans by giving them a glimpse of the VIP life.
it’s quite amazeballs & such.
a very Gracious Soul, this Euphorian @SVRPRWN.

The Queen is also very impressed by this Euphorian’s Taste In Chillwayvez.
the kind of Chillwayvez an entity listens to can convey a lot about his/her/it’s Soul.
like, if you listen to something kak… The Queen will have her reservations about you.
it’s not judging.
it’s common sense.
Chillwayvez is Part of The Universal Form – like, you either flow with It, or you keep on making a racket to your own beat.
the latter is Not Cool.

anway, so, @SVRPRWN also “gets” the Zombie Apocalypse, “Chillin’ Hard W/ Gurl Broz/Broz”, MJ, Gagz, &&& That Human Life Ain’t That Serious.

thus, The Queen has come to the conclusion that @SVRPRWN ought to be made Honorary Hermz in Queendom.
it’s an Exclusive Position & One Of A Kind as there can only be one.
it’s sort of like a Jester but only Kewler & not derogatory at all.
basically, this Position is meant for someone funny & @SVRPRWN is HELLA FUNNY, YALLZ!

for those of you who are STILL In The Dark about this Phenoma…
sigh…
let Queen Mama explain:
it’s an act, a persona.
it’s like Lady Gaga & Die Antwoord & Jack Parow.
for those of you who think those three performers are being serious… um…
whatever.
the point is!
have fun conversing with @SVRPRWN & play along!
act completely serious because hermz’ is totals serious.
as serious as not being serious.

that is all.
follow @SVRPRWN for a UNIQUE Twitter Experience.

The Tale of The Herbz & someothermatters

right, so, The Royal Banquet just happened in Queendom – a lovely beef stew with peppers, green beans, avo & chutney was had by all Euphorians.
it was yumcious BUT now The Queen is perplexed.

in an effort to return to her Once Healthy Ways, The Queen decided not to munch on any Junk.
it worked out quite well & she felt a teeny tiny better than usual but now, after Dinner, The Queen is still hungry after a full bowl of food.
does she wait 20 minutes for Her Brain to register that she is satisfied or does she simply have a worm inside her belly munching&crunching all of her nummiez?

the thought of worms in my stomach officially grossed me out to the Stretches of Eternity.
holy goodness.

that was ALL besides the point.
the point is that The Queen is listening to Tycho, a daaarling Musical Outfit.
it’s electro ambience & it has helped me be a better Queen in oh so many ways.
Boards Of Canada & Tycho will always remain two of The Queen’s favez.
that’s just how she rolls.

This Inscription deals with many matters.
the first being:

The Matter of Plants as Intelligent Lifeforms.

Euphorian @m0zase commented that my talking about plants & such is very “arb”.
in most cases plants aren’t of the Highest Interest Ranking but in Queendom, Herbal Residents, or Herbz [not to be confused with human herbs [note, lower case]], as they more commonly referred to, are of the Most Important inhabitants.

Herbz make Queendom beautiful & aromatic.
over a billion Herbz can be found in Queendom.
The Queen & Euphorians alike have immense respect for Herbz & do dances each morning to offer their gratitude.
these are called Dawn Discos.

you see, there are three kinds of Herbz – those that offer themselves to be eaten by Euphorians [thus, The Dancing & gratitude], those that exist purely for Beauty Purposes & the Production Assistance Concerning Honey [thus, The Dancing & gratitude] & those who are foul & just muck other Herbz up.
the latter are known as Mean Greeniez.
Mean Greeniez reside in The Tjoekie to further irritate Imbeciles in their One-Hour Stays.

today, though, The Queen became painfully aware of just HOW ALIVE Herbz really are.
winkwink, @TheFilmo.
Herbz reside in a very weird “Density Arrangement” – their existence is conducted in Immensely Dense Earth & also, Less Dense Air but still Dense Because Of Gravity.
see, they live in a COMPLETE other dimensional frequency, so, while you may think in your silly human form that “oh, look, a pretty flower” that flower is actually performing Activities Of Life [eating, drinking &… get ready for this… even SINGING].
that is one of the reasons, besides being visually pleasing & great smell-wise, that we are so attracted to the idea of Flowers.
The Queen has actually experienced Floral Herbz sing…

do yourself a favour, Euphorian, & get up at Dawn… have a Dawn Disco & then calm yourself.
situate yourself in a Meditative Position & just concentrate on the Universal Vibrations.
you WILL hear the Floral Herbz singing a song ESPECIALLY for you.
it is QUITE fantastical & no, no drahgz are needed for this operation.
only a Clear Consciousness [not the same as conscience] & a will to participate in The Universal Form.

that’s the thing with humans [note, lower case] – they are utterly & completely STUPIDLY oblivious to the FANFUCKINGTASTICAL MAGIC happening ALL AROUND them CONSTANTLY.
that’s why lizdom became The Queen of Queendom because she’d rather live in her Magical Wonderland than associate with humans on such an effing retarded level.

humans ARE welcome in Queendom, though.
the moment that they #besef their Position In The Universe & thus, Act Accordingly.
once again, it basically comes down to #moenieipoesweesnie.
when this transition is made, said human becomes known as an Euphorian & a resident of Queendom.

another matter that needs attending is that of Vitamin Water.
The Queen is absolutely appalled by the mere idea of it.
in this very Moment In Time The Queen is Unconvinced that Vitamin Water might be anything more than glorified cooldrink.
BUT according to a couple of Euphorians, Vitamin Water ACTUALLY contains some Health Properties, so, in an attempt to become As Healthy As Can Be, The Queen will be conducting an experiment on said Product.

i will be consuming one Container of Vitamin Water a day, each day trying a different one, for two weeks.
i will combine this with eating healthily too.
after this stint i will eat exactly as before but only replace the Vit W with regular water.
i will record every detail & Write About It in a month’s Time.

another exciting event in Queendom is that of a Euphorian who undertook a Mission in recording the effects of a specific strain of Herbz [the happy-inducing kind].
this will also Be Written About in the very near future.

that is all from Queendom this day.
excuse me while i lose myself in some Tycho.

The Matter of Lady Gaga

I’m listening to t.a.T.u.
don’t effing laugh.
you dug ‘em too &, to be QUITE honest, it’s still a sound Queendom enjoys hearing.
remember the first time you saw them on MTV?
these Russians In School-Girl Outfits, Making Out In The Rain?
it was gosh-darn hawt & Queen Lizdom approved.

maybe it’s because The Queen read a book as a child… Wicked or something… & the soundtrack to the book was Above Mentioned.
it was a sooper koel book.
Association Madness!!!

it’s just a weird mesh-up of radness.
it’s a pity they didn’t last & their lezbonezz turned out to be a gimmick.
ugh at record labels.

anyway!

The Queen wants to chit-chat about Lady Gaga.
Lady, indeed!
this is her position in Queendom but it’s only a title – it means effoll.
just like the title “Queen” also, in reality, means effol.

this is a woman SO dear to the Queen’s Blood-Pumping Heart.
Lungs-close, you could say.
the Pop Music Industry in human terms [note, lower case] went through a severe “ugh phase”.
everything The Monster churned out was kak.
well, mainstream, anyway – the underground was booming.

& THIS is exactomondo where Lady Gaga saw her gap.
she fuckin’ zoned in on that shit & coined it.
BIG TIME.
if The Queen is not mistaken, good ol’ Gags can afford to BUY Queendom but Gags & The Queen are good buds, so she won’t.

aaanywho. onwards!

Lady Gaga FIGURED OUT FAME, y’all!!!
how fuckin’ koo-koo is that?!
it’s a formula, see.
basically it’s [brace yourself, secret alert] realising WHO you are, BEING WHO YOU ARE, & DOING what YOU’RE GOOD AT at an exceptionally high Level Of Aesthetics.

for example: no one likes anything ugly BUT ugly can be beautiful when you change its context & deliver it unto a viewing public extremely polished.
like, if whatever you’re delivering contains flaws… don’t let the viewing public realise it!
be the biggest trickster, pretender, actor/actress that ever graced the Face Of Earth.

i mean, Lady Gaga started out quite modestly – gearing up for gritty, sweaty shows, lugging her own equipment, making her own outfits, etc.
BUT she quickly figured out that if she wanted to bring back The Superfan, as she calls it, she had to become Larger Than Life.

& this is what she did.
she got all her buds together & founded the Haus Of Gaga, a fashion haus dedicated to conjuring up the Lady’s Fantastical Gear.
in fact, the whole Lady Gaga Empire is one of Collaboration Between Artists – she also figured out that while doing everything on your own might ensure a sound, unique vision; it isn’t really fun at all.
by collaborating with artists CONSTANTLY she’s “giving everyone a voice”, a PLATFORM where they can exhibit their OWN work.

right, so, MUSIC!

The Other Day, Katy Perry stated something along the lines of “when you reeeally listen to Gags’ lyrics, they actually DO mean something.”
no duh, Katy, you Imbecile.
Imbeciles are condemned to The Tjoekie for an hour every day – there they are forced to watch intellectual programs on loop.
The Queen does not tolerate stupidity.
ANYWAY! [those are the things that upset me [via Mad Hatter]]
Gags’ lyrics are about an underground culture… a lifestyle… where everything is a beautiful mess & you’re just going with it.
her rhyming skillz TOTALS catapulted her into the POP SCENE.
&&&… guess what? it’s what she intended.

she wanted to be a rockstar & how does one become in this day & age?
certainly not by gigging a lot, boozing it up, hittin’ the drahgz or fucking groupies.
those are all things that symbolised the VINTAGE Rock ‘n Roller.
these days everything is so saturated that you can pretty much drive naked & no one would give a shit.
Pop Culture.
this is where “rockstars” are born, these days.
Gags’ noted this & embarked on her mission.

Lady Gaga isn’t just any old “pop star”.
she’s a fuckin’ Phenoma & you better fuckin’ realise it.
she’s here to stay.

on a completely Unrelated Note:
Pablo a.k.a. @iaminsert got knighted about an hour ago.
it is because he displayed extreme intelligence.
he will be known, from now on, as Sir Pablo.

The Tale of Myspace [via Old Skool]

Queen Lizdom has been on the webbernet for as long as she can remember.
let’s say 14 for good measure.
it all started with vampirefreaks.com – Queendom was going through a Gothic Phase.
it lasted for a year until Queen Lizdom suddenly realised, one night at Zeplin’s where a mile-high Goth Girl with Fuckin’ Amazeballs Hair [Maxi, if i do recall correctly] tried to kiss her, that she, in fact was not a Goth at all.

Queen Lizdom very quickly forgot all about vampirefreaks.com because the next Phase of Social Networking had already started latching onto The Outcasts.
myspace.com

anyone & everyone who was apart of This Phase will agree with The Queen:
myspace was the gateway to a lot of FREAKIN’ AWESOME!
this is where Queendom founded its base.

Queen Lizdom was known by various Screen Names:
Liz of the Urth, Liz of Boosh, That Bitch, Liz, etc.
those were the most memorable – you may recall, you may not.
myspace also birthed The Queen’s VERY first username – lizlovescheese.
YES.
it’s dubbelsinnig.
dink daaroor.

Queen Lizdom remembers crushing on every single Scene Boy With THAT Hair.
holy fuck.
also, i found boys kissing boys [in the scene sense] extremely turn-on-ish.
it was a trend & i fuckin’ loved it.

who remembers that GIF? yes, THAT one?
SO HOT.

aaanyway!

Liz of the Urth dated a boy who lived in London for 6 months but because we never saw each other, we cut it short.
The Queen also dated a skater boy from Durban for another 6 months – we spoke on the phone, every day, for an hour.
it was beautiful but it didn’t work out, also, because of Distance Reasons.

The Queen THEN met PJ Kotze… i can’t remember his screen name at the time…
anyway, PJ was from a band called the Havoc Vultures & I fuckin’ DUG this band.
on a Hangout Occasion at Kung Fu Kitchen [see, all Adventures DO start with Chinese Nummies!] i first laid eyes on The Man That Would Father My Child & Current BF For Life.
KOOS.
i found him very odd, initially.
he kept stacking the little bowls onto each other & balanced chopsticks on top of it.
after Chinese Nummies we headed to The Havoc Nest – you HAVE to remember this!
Havoc Nest Parties were THE FUCKIN’ SHIT!
everyone got mad drunk/high & partied the eff out of that little meenthuisie!
i passed out in KOOS’ bed, on purpose, a couple of times but he was completely oblivious to my Advances.
i was on the verge of giving up WHEN our Mutual Dislike for FotoNaDans lead us to kiss.
it was beautiful.

this Myspace Era also introduced me to a couple of other Darlings who i only got to know once this Era passed:
spinelli venter [@nannaventer], Funk-Punk Ben [@Ben_Rausch], Casioheart [@casioheart], Flikkerr, pietskiet, 6-sixty, Cheesepaste, Flash In The Pan, etc.

SO, right now i’m listening to Zolof & The Rock ‘n Roll Destroyer & reminiscing about Myspace Music.
this used to be the highlight of each School-Suckfested-Day – getting to The Castle & fucking out to whatever Gem i found that Day.
it was QUITE magical.
i discovered bands like Boards Of Canada <3, Tycho <3, Aphex Twin <3, Say Hi To Your Mom <3, Something Corporate, Locust Toybox, Tsunami Bomb, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Postal Service, Pinback, Head Automatica, I Am Ghost, Halifax, Great Churn, Deathstarts, Type O Negative & a fuckload more.

it was like Wonderland on Acid.
YES.

BUT, here i am, this eve, tweeting the shit out of twitter.
twitter is the new myspace & although it is PERFECT for this day & age The Queen must admit… she misses myspace.
a LOT.

i love you myspace – RIP, Rockin’ From 2004 – 2007.

The Tale of The Milkshake Man

it’s the Day of Sx2 – everyone in Queendom is having a well-deserved rest after a yumcious Royal Banquet.
Queen Lizdom is situated in the Tower Of Dreams – her favourite & best location to have a chill.
the soundtrack to this Moment is a Mixed CD i made in 2005 & i won’t lie…
i’m about to weep.

every Euphorian has a Mixed CD that he/she WILL NOT PART WITH.
this is mine.
every single song gives me that feeling where your heart feels like it’s about to burst & you feel like you want to cry but also run full speed down a tar path in the crushing rain.
…
Musical Orgasm.

Something Corporate.

aaanyway!

it’s past the time of Tea&Cake but Queen Lizdom didn’t want to discuss this matter with Euphorians.
she wanted to tell the TALE.
“there’s a big difference between telling a story & having a debate.” – Queen Lizdom.
don’t laugh.
ponder that quote for a moment.
kay, move on.

The Milkshake Man.

this Euphorian used to NOT be a Milkshake Man.
before Tragedy Struck he used to be a strapping young lad with much promise of Benefit.
he was young, very handsome & hella funny.
he also HATED milkshakes.

Queendom’s Drink Of Choice is milkshakes.
SO, Mada Rehgallag, the Identity of the Euphorian, wasn’t very much liked despite his pleasant demeanour otherwise.
you see, Euphorians aren’t unreasonable & won’t condemn another just because they differ in taste.
Mada Rehgallag used to display Tendencies of Psychosis – he’d be his usual, pretty awesome self but he’d snap when smelled, felt, tasted or heard a milkshake [yes, in Queendom you can HEAR milkshakes].
he’d fill your Transportation Device to the brim with milkshake or he’d replace your Toothpaste with the Substance.
he’d put it in your mouth while you’re sleeping or he’d put some in your underwear.

THE POINT IS, Mada Rehgallag was fuckin’ weird when it came to milkshakes.

SO, Once Upon A Time the Euphorians of Queendom decided ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Mada Rehgallag ought to be punished & SEVERELY.
that evening, when the moon was a deep yellow colour, Euphorians set up a a midnight forest meeting between him & a Beautiful Girl.
there was no Girl.

Rehgallag was met by 10 Euphorians & a shitload of milkshakes…

no one really knows what happened on That Fateful Night but one thing is for sure… Rehgallag was never the same.
he is now a 6 foot Milkshake with Milkshake Legs & Milkshake Arms.
& he LOVES milkshakes.
it’s all a bit eerie, if you ask Queen Lizdom.

because Mada Rehgallag no longer responds to anything regarding his previous Euphorian Life, Queen Lizdom saw fit to give him the task of Milkshake Provision.
this turned out to be the most fantastical position for the Milkshake Man as he is also obsessed with the number 10 000 000.
another remnant of That Fateful Evening.
we don’t question it.
luckily that’s exactly the number of Euphorians currently living in the Queendom Castle.
yes, Queendom Castle is FUCKIN’ HUGEASS.

so, that’s that.
The Milkshake Man is whack & so are we.
we love his milkshakes & he loves us for it.
he’s a bit like vegetable now but we adore him anyway.

The Tale OF THE 3 Day Snorcity Adventure

it has been a confusing couple of days in Queendom.
i, Queen Lizdom, was feeling out of sorts.

neither here nor there or anywhere.
Queendom was functioning but barely as Queendom needs a Dreamer.
a Dreamer is an enitity who dreams all day & all night – ideals, constantly.
that no. uno Dreamer, Queen Lizdom, was Confused.

when a Dreamer is Confused their whole reality, Queendom & other Euphorians’ realities turn into one Huge Jumble.
a Huge Jumble is not something to strive for as it affects your emotions & thus transforms you into a Demon.

the line between Demon & Euphorian is one of of extreme delicacy.
a Euphorian may become a Demon from time to time but the transition back to Euphorian is very simple.
#moenieipoesweesnie.

BUT ANYWAY!

so, i was confused & not feeling too fantastical, obviously.
we headed to Snorcity, Queen Lizdom’s HomeTown in Queendom, on W-day in search of some Fun In The Sun.

one our way there i fucked out to Carcass.
it was an epic moment in my life.
#justsoyouknow.

RIGHT! we get to our Destination!
KOOS & RUDI, The Eternal Philosophers, had a MASSDEBATE to attend.
@adoneandthesky & Queen Lizdom shoot for the Theater Room where they chose to watch Clash Of The Titans.
a film.

this film was quite average, #tbh.
i liked Medusa – she was a kickass woman - & I dug the Djin.

the Djin were fuckin’ cool just because you don’t know what the fuck is up with those dudes.

Queen Lizdom was #unimpressed by the Greek Gods.
severely #unimpressed.
SCENARIO: “majestic gods”, armour, SHINY armour, not very strong-looking, a floor made out of a top-view of Earth, standing in a lame circle.
#ugh at the gods.
really, you guys, just… nee.

SO! fast forward!
@adone&thesky & Queen Lizdom order some Milkshakes from The Milkshake Man – a full post on this whacko, next.

we head on over to @adoneandthesky’s pad where we meet up with @iaminsert.
we chill.
we THEN play Super Sneaky Spies where we snuck onto a Spaceship Rooftop.

…WE STEERED OUR SPACESHIP DEEP INTO HYPERSPACE…

enter Tings ‘n Times – a merry-making place for The Young Of Heart.

some serious chillage went down.
Queen Lizdom got to converse with @lizetheunicorn, @Ninavanibos, @DaaiTheo @skillieskil around a lovely, atmospheric table in the fresh night air.

an idea Dreamed Up at this table is that of #socialawareness & #moenieipoesweesnie.
basically, everything in the Universe works perfectly ALL THE FUCKING TIME, so, you, as Euphorian, just need to #besef your Position In The Universe & Act Accordingly.
everyone needs to chill the eff out & be aware of what/who is going on around them & act like “hoe jou ma jou geleer het”.
the summary of this whole paragraph?
#moenieipoesweesnie.

THE NEXT TWO DAYS SUMMED UP FOR NON-TEDIOUS READING:

KOOS & Queen Lizdom enter #Lizeland where @lizetheunicorn was hosting a Secret Farewell Partytjie for @Ninavanibos.
there Queen Lizdom was mostly taking care of FENRIS – a full post on The Royal Egg to follow – but she got to see @iaminsert, @belindametb, @NatalieRoos, @wrestlerish, @ryan_fray, @DaaiTheo & a whole lot of other Euphorians who do not care for twitter.

kay, the day of F KOOS & Queen Lizdom attend KATE’S birthday #gettogether.
it was absolutely darling.
exactly like her.
we drank wine, we laughed, we drank wine, we laughed.
i had SERIOUS FOMO concerning the Pyjama Drama goin’ down at @roxymaritz2 & @nannaventer’s pad, though.
#lametovamax.

THE DAY OF TODAY!!!

poor @nannaventer was a bit comatose because of the Pyjama Drama Adventure but i simply HAD to see her face.
we dragged our hung over bottoms to a Chinese Joint where we dined like Queens.
also, joining us at this Event In Time was @Ben_Rausch & @matt_suttner.
Queen Lizdom was happy.
these three Euphorians are hella funny & i laughed myself silly.

after The Eatery we thrift Bounty Hunters.
Queen Lizdom found a glorious Floral-Print Short Overall - #chuffed.

i’m sitting on The Royal Bed now, kak moeg.
these 3 Days were pretty rad – tonight Queen Lizdom sleeps easy.

The Matter of le Crush 100, teeheehee

hahaha!
excuse me, while i am writing this i, Queen of Lizdom, Queen of Queendom am watching Beauty & the Beast.
the part where there’s a singalong to celebrate Gaston’s manliness?
it’s TOO funny – like, the little guy sings something in admiration of Gaston’s testosterone-ness & just gets punched in the flippen face by Gaston instead.
it’s hiiighlarious.

BACK to Matters!

Te Matter of Le Crush 100.

Euphorians across Queendom have been confronted in some or other-wise way by a site that lists the 100 bestest/hottest/cutest/blahdeeblah SA Etertainment Boys.
This List is posted by a Euphorian who chooses to remain Anonymous.
this, Queen Lizdom finds quite amusing – this woman has achieved cult-like status by NOT proclaiming an identity but by being this Unmistakable Anonymous Female Online Presence judging hardcore who she thinks is worthy of a “fuck yeah”.
very cool move.

that’s all it is.
the stalker angle is very cunning, indeed.
like, i bet you all that she’s just a girl, like you or me or someone who is not a girl or something else.
she’s causing a stir – like @roxymaritz2 said – “she probably wants this reaction anyway.”
& by giving her what she wants – hype – we, in turn, create another Advertising Mechanism.

Le Crush 100 has achieved cult-like status.
that much cannot be denied, says the Court of The Queen.
Queen Lizdom has noted that it’s all the buzz amongst Euphorians In The Biz; so, #trendingtopic-wise it’s, like, almost at the top… SA materially-wise.
are you still with me?
re-read if that bit was confusing.

KAY! so!

say you are in the SA Entertainment Industry - & you’re a boy.
a talented boy, good-looking & just a dude.
THEN it is your goal, your mission in this part of your humanly existence [note; lower case] to pursue being PUT ON THAT LIST.

do you know why?
because it’s being read – by at least a Couple of Euphorians.
note; UPPER CASE.
winkwink.

imagine the possibilities of This List for just a moment.
it’s quite phenomenal.
it’s The Infamous List of Rock ‘n Roll Hotties, SA-wise, Entertainment-wise.
like, the boys featured so far are pretty rock ‘n roll in whichever field they work in.
it’s the swagger.
Queen Lizdom actually approves of This List because it is very accurate in “Who’s Cool”.
laugh.
yes.
laugh.
it’s true – check it out.

THUS, boys of SA who are GOOD in their field [Queen Lizdom has no time for mediocrity], Queen Lizdom says to YOU – advertise yourself, fuck out, be a rockstar, proclaim your OWN FAME but don’t be a poes.
gasp
breathe.
it’s that simple.
are you hearing me? it’s that simple & that flippen AMAAAZING!

anyway.
Queen Lizdom gets side-tracked on GREAT scales.
but what I’m saying, Euphorians, is that Le Crush 100 isn’t a bad Event In Time.
QUITE the opposite, really – this girl is posting stuff, gooooood stuff about your boyfriend, your friend or just a boy you know from seeing him around.
it’s very good advertising if you really think about it in a Dirty Way.

like, isn’t Rock ‘n Roll about being sexy & just fuckin’ out?
it is, says Queen Lizdom.
so, this Groupie-Stalker-Band-Chick is just doing everyone a favour because, to be QUITE honest – this is the most “Fuck Yeah” Rock ‘n Roll Promotional Vehicle i’ve encountered since myspace days - & those days rocked.

Rock ‘n Roll, Sweet Ladies & Dashing Boys, can apply to anything – it’s a Lifestyle.
it’s the way you freak out to a song, it’s the way you laugh yourself sick at something & it’s the way you just chill the eff out with everything & everyone.
&, most importantly, it’s the way you do the simple things.

in Conclusion,
Queen Lizdom is freaking out to Justice – Stress.
very Doom 95.

basically, use it, don’t use it.
Queen Lizdom thinks this is pretty good advice for SA Entertainment Boys.
figure out How To Get On The List Without Being A Poes.
Mission, complete – next step, Catapult into Even More Superstardom.

sigh.
the sigh of a very happy Queen.
Euphorians have so much potential.