The Matter of Modes & The Adventure Of Monkey Island

it’s approximately in the vicinity of 4 o’ clock in the “afternoon” time-wise in Queendom.
The Soundtrack for this Inscription is Imogen Heap, Iron & Wine, Kate Havnevik & Pinback.
all these Bands/Musicianz are Quirky-Awesome-Chillvibez, a Music Genre in Queendom.

Queendom went through a bit of a dip [note; lower case] these past two weeks.
it’s because of The Queen – if the Queen lacks Emotional Swag, the whole of Queendom suffers because of it.
it’s pretty logical.
so, basically, The Queen experienced a Dip in Consciousness & slipped under The Control of The Modes Of Nature.
when this happens you have to submit to Karma, the no. uno Key Operator via The Modes of Nature, namely, Goodness, Passion & Ignorance.

luckily! The Queen only got entangled by the Karmic Repercussions of The Mode Of Passion.
one should nevereverever aspire to be under the Influence Of The Mode Of Ignorance.
this mode Illusions one COMPLETELY – like The Clouds covering Our Eyes & thus making us Not See The Sun but The Sun is Always Present whether you can See It Or Not.
like, not “getting” The Bigger Picture.

anyway, the point is:
The Queen was low on Energy, Inspiration, Transportation, Interest.
she let these Material Anxieties affect her Consciousness & quite honestly felt like a bit of a Demon.

Demons are entities operating IN FULL IGNORANCE.

it was quite kak.

BUT WHATEVZ, right?!

insert The Adventure of Monkey Island.
The Architecture set The Mood.
@adoneandthesky, @iaminsert, @setheron, ENA, JP & i entered a World of Theatrics & Musicalities.
filled with a sense of Wonder & Anticipation they set off on their Adventure…

The Queen almost felt At Home because of the SHEER epicness of this gorge Building.
lovely Staircases, high Ceilings, &… an Amphitheatre!
goodness me! it was like Falling In Love experiencing This Place via Space.
i saw past Its dilapidated Ceilings & Its desecrated Stage…
The Queen, instead, experienced, song, dance, audiences filling seats, actors pretending, applause, curtains…

this is why i, The Queen, have always felt that i might’ve been Royalty in past human lives [note; lower case].
i literally, visually, embark on this Journey when i experience anything remotely Belonging To That Era.

ANYWHOOO

we climb some stairs by playing Follow The Leader in The Dark.
The Queen is pretty blind when it comes to The Dark &things.

we proceeded to The Rooftop.
here @adoneandthesky, @iaminsert & a couple of Other Euphorians viewed Church Square from a whole other… almost “secret” Angle of Elevation.
The Queen was hiiigh in the Sky, once again, & this time it was Pattern Mania.
the cracks in the concrete, the repetition of the long, rectangular windows, the perfect placement of every street light.
it was Magical.


we while our Time away here, Taking Pictures in the Sky & Blazing In The Crisp Cold.

after this

we happen upon Festivities Galore – Mr. Sakitumi, Desmond & The Tutus [@setheron TOTALS won the bass guitar given away in an EPIC ching chong cha match] &…
OMG.
P.H.fat.
this is a band hailing from Cape Town in human terms [note; lower case].
description – bass, rap, experimental & in their own words “psychodelic”.
i find their custom word most descriptive because this is what happened to Queen Lizdom under the chaoticyetchill, voodoo-esque, inyourface spell of P.H.fat:

initially i was like… “kay, i’ve never experienced these dudes. let me give ‘em a chance.”
& chance-worthy they are indeed!
before The Queen knew it she & all the other Euphorians were reduced to bodies Droppin’ It & Keepin’ It Sick.
“I even recall PJ KOTZE stating “dis fokken AWESOME!!!”.
their Rhymes are impeccable, flowing easily & meshing at just the right level of grooving… in a Thug way, of course.
their beats stir your soul & almost “commands” your body, dictating its movements.
they. literally. blew. my. fuckin’. mind.
another factor which definitely enhanced The Queen’s experience of these Talented Euphorians was being Tuned In at exactly the right Frequency of Space.
[winkwink]
here’s a fuckin’ Low Five [‘cause that’s how imagine P.H.fat rolls] for you Dudes.
you deserve World Fame.
& you need to gig with Black Pimp’n Jesus.
#justsaying.

it was a Night Worth Remembering.
liefde vir jou, nag!

meanwhile, in Real Time, Queendom has opened its Doors to HANNAH FINN, an American from The San Francisco Area.
in just Two Days JUDY makes her Presence Known.
it’s gonna be a darling Winter in Queendom…

The Tale of The Oh So Mysterious @SVRPRWN

Brian Eno provides the soundtrack for This Inscription.
The Queen is feeling Ambience more than anything these past Few Days.
perhaps this is because she’s really at peace within Her Soul.
being happy Soul-Wise is very NB! because otherwise… you’re just a physical body.
& that’s exactly what you are when you’re dead.
that’s super sucky.
SO, basically, this album makes The Queen feel calm&collected in a Grimm Brothers Fairytale Kinda Way.

it’s a bit eerie… i reckon it’s one of Eno’s darker Albums.
said Album’s Title is The Shutov Assembly.
it’s effing good.

The Queen is merciful to her Loyal Euphorians – she relieves them from mediocrity by sharing Her Taste In SoundWavez.
please, Euphorians, do not be fooled by that human south african channel, mk [note, lower case], for it is QUITE shit.

NOW! let’s get down to matters at this Tea&Cake meeting, This Afternoon:

The Tale of The Oh So Mysterious @SVRPRWN.

who is @SVRPRWN?
no one knows – not even Alleged Acquaintances.
Ooooooooh Severe!

Once Upon A Time, an anon logged onto THE WEBBERNET.
more importantly, however, this anon Signed Up with The Largest Chatroom in The World.
Twitter.
this anon was @SVRPRWN – initially displaying a “profile pic” of some sturdy lookin’ fellow.
this “profile pic” was replaced by the one we all know & love.
or should i say “<3”.

see, this is what we DO know about @SVRPRWN:
he/she/it is exactly that – a hermz in cyberspace w/ 1 bewb 2 provz it.
@SVRPRWN speaks a cyber language that is “mad kiffz” & characterised by the frequent usage of “z’s” & cutting words short.

this is actually very intelligent because whilst some Tweeps might get aggro because of the Vandalising Of Language, the joke’s really on them:
you rarely have enough characters to say exactly what you want, right?
right.
@SVRPRWN has, thus, transcended Twitter by flipping the 140 Character Maximum the proverbial bird.

another factor which gives @SVRPRWN hermz’s [a pronoun used for hermz especially, in Queendom] Edge is hermz’s speaking to celebs [note, lower case] like their hermz’s bud.
this, of course, is not an act & @SVRPRWN is actually BFFs with most of them anyway.
@SVRPRWN humours hermz’s fans by giving them a glimpse of the VIP life.
it’s quite amazeballs & such.
a very Gracious Soul, this Euphorian @SVRPRWN.

The Queen is also very impressed by this Euphorian’s Taste In Chillwayvez.
the kind of Chillwayvez an entity listens to can convey a lot about his/her/it’s Soul.
like, if you listen to something kak… The Queen will have her reservations about you.
it’s not judging.
it’s common sense.
Chillwayvez is Part of The Universal Form – like, you either flow with It, or you keep on making a racket to your own beat.
the latter is Not Cool.

anway, so, @SVRPRWN also “gets” the Zombie Apocalypse, “Chillin’ Hard W/ Gurl Broz/Broz”, MJ, Gagz, &&& That Human Life Ain’t That Serious.

thus, The Queen has come to the conclusion that @SVRPRWN ought to be made Honorary Hermz in Queendom.
it’s an Exclusive Position & One Of A Kind as there can only be one.
it’s sort of like a Jester but only Kewler & not derogatory at all.
basically, this Position is meant for someone funny & @SVRPRWN is HELLA FUNNY, YALLZ!

for those of you who are STILL In The Dark about this Phenoma…
sigh…
let Queen Mama explain:
it’s an act, a persona.
it’s like Lady Gaga & Die Antwoord & Jack Parow.
for those of you who think those three performers are being serious… um…
whatever.
the point is!
have fun conversing with @SVRPRWN & play along!
act completely serious because hermz’ is totals serious.
as serious as not being serious.

that is all.
follow @SVRPRWN for a UNIQUE Twitter Experience.

The Tale OF THE 3 Day Snorcity Adventure

it has been a confusing couple of days in Queendom.
i, Queen Lizdom, was feeling out of sorts.

neither here nor there or anywhere.
Queendom was functioning but barely as Queendom needs a Dreamer.
a Dreamer is an enitity who dreams all day & all night – ideals, constantly.
that no. uno Dreamer, Queen Lizdom, was Confused.

when a Dreamer is Confused their whole reality, Queendom & other Euphorians’ realities turn into one Huge Jumble.
a Huge Jumble is not something to strive for as it affects your emotions & thus transforms you into a Demon.

the line between Demon & Euphorian is one of of extreme delicacy.
a Euphorian may become a Demon from time to time but the transition back to Euphorian is very simple.
#moenieipoesweesnie.

BUT ANYWAY!

so, i was confused & not feeling too fantastical, obviously.
we headed to Snorcity, Queen Lizdom’s HomeTown in Queendom, on W-day in search of some Fun In The Sun.

one our way there i fucked out to Carcass.
it was an epic moment in my life.
#justsoyouknow.

RIGHT! we get to our Destination!
KOOS & RUDI, The Eternal Philosophers, had a MASSDEBATE to attend.
@adoneandthesky & Queen Lizdom shoot for the Theater Room where they chose to watch Clash Of The Titans.
a film.

this film was quite average, #tbh.
i liked Medusa – she was a kickass woman - & I dug the Djin.

the Djin were fuckin’ cool just because you don’t know what the fuck is up with those dudes.

Queen Lizdom was #unimpressed by the Greek Gods.
severely #unimpressed.
SCENARIO: “majestic gods”, armour, SHINY armour, not very strong-looking, a floor made out of a top-view of Earth, standing in a lame circle.
#ugh at the gods.
really, you guys, just… nee.

SO! fast forward!
@adone&thesky & Queen Lizdom order some Milkshakes from The Milkshake Man – a full post on this whacko, next.

we head on over to @adoneandthesky’s pad where we meet up with @iaminsert.
we chill.
we THEN play Super Sneaky Spies where we snuck onto a Spaceship Rooftop.

…WE STEERED OUR SPACESHIP DEEP INTO HYPERSPACE…

enter Tings ‘n Times – a merry-making place for The Young Of Heart.

some serious chillage went down.
Queen Lizdom got to converse with @lizetheunicorn, @Ninavanibos, @DaaiTheo @skillieskil around a lovely, atmospheric table in the fresh night air.

an idea Dreamed Up at this table is that of #socialawareness & #moenieipoesweesnie.
basically, everything in the Universe works perfectly ALL THE FUCKING TIME, so, you, as Euphorian, just need to #besef your Position In The Universe & Act Accordingly.
everyone needs to chill the eff out & be aware of what/who is going on around them & act like “hoe jou ma jou geleer het”.
the summary of this whole paragraph?
#moenieipoesweesnie.

THE NEXT TWO DAYS SUMMED UP FOR NON-TEDIOUS READING:

KOOS & Queen Lizdom enter #Lizeland where @lizetheunicorn was hosting a Secret Farewell Partytjie for @Ninavanibos.
there Queen Lizdom was mostly taking care of FENRIS – a full post on The Royal Egg to follow – but she got to see @iaminsert, @belindametb, @NatalieRoos, @wrestlerish, @ryan_fray, @DaaiTheo & a whole lot of other Euphorians who do not care for twitter.

kay, the day of F KOOS & Queen Lizdom attend KATE’S birthday #gettogether.
it was absolutely darling.
exactly like her.
we drank wine, we laughed, we drank wine, we laughed.
i had SERIOUS FOMO concerning the Pyjama Drama goin’ down at @roxymaritz2 & @nannaventer’s pad, though.
#lametovamax.

THE DAY OF TODAY!!!

poor @nannaventer was a bit comatose because of the Pyjama Drama Adventure but i simply HAD to see her face.
we dragged our hung over bottoms to a Chinese Joint where we dined like Queens.
also, joining us at this Event In Time was @Ben_Rausch & @matt_suttner.
Queen Lizdom was happy.
these three Euphorians are hella funny & i laughed myself silly.

after The Eatery we thrift Bounty Hunters.
Queen Lizdom found a glorious Floral-Print Short Overall - #chuffed.

i’m sitting on The Royal Bed now, kak moeg.
these 3 Days were pretty rad – tonight Queen Lizdom sleeps easy.

The Adventure of The Party in the SKY

it started with some Chinese Nummies.
doesn’t most things?

now, in Queendom, the Euphorians are not just a collective race with little identity.
QUITE, the contrary; you see, because each Euphorian is delightfully different from another.
they have names, these Euphorians.

Euphorians are either known by their Twitter Username OR, alternatively, if said Euphorian does not care for Twitter, simply by first name & in all upper case.
i.e. KOOS.

KOOS was one of the Euphorians who accompanied Queen Lizdom on her adventure.
KOOS is a pretty valued Euphorian as he is romantically linked to Queen Lizdom.
another Euphorian, who we met for some Chinese Nummies, is known as @adoneandthesky.

do you see what happened there? everyone is equally important in Queendom, so, even though KOOS does not show an interest in Twitter, like Queen Lizdom [@wordsoflizdom] & @adoneandthesky, he gets elevated to the same platform via upper case lettering.
it’s simple.

SO, onwards!

bellies satisfied & brimming with excitement we made our way to adoneandthesky’s pad.
there Queen Lizdom dressed & @adoneandthesky helped her cut some holes into her tights.
it was going to be a super fantastical evening in Queendom…

we arrive to SKY.
@roxymaritz2 was the first to meet&greet Queen Lizdom by a splendid embrace & the words “liz! we’re partying in the sky tonight”.
these words were a superb intro to the festivities to follow.

Fast Forward!

we’re drunk & high.
on happiness, of course.
enter the DANCEFLOOR… it was time!

@HAEZER proceeded to reduce our bodies into Dancing Zombie Fashionistas.
there is no other way of describing it.
dancing isn’t about looking pretty.
in fact, it’s about forgetting who you are, body-wise, completely.

so there we were: spirit souls. DANCING under the stars, hiiigh in the SKY.

many Euphorians joined us in our Glorious Adventure:
@Henry_Boardman & a Dancing Partner displayed excellent dancing propensities by teaching Us all what “sex on the dancefloor” is all about.
it was rough. it was beautiful.

@iaminsert, @roxymaritz2, @Waldorph2000, BIANCA & @Japanesefoot were some of the awesome Dancing Partners @adoneandthesky & Queen Lizdom had the priviledge to Lose Their Brains with.

now, Music-wise.
@HAEZER owned it.
completely & everforevermore.
Queen Lizdom, Queen of Queendom was VERY displeased with the @Cyberpunkers.
for an international act they were pretty shitty.
the beats are monotonous, the “moments” predictable & their stage personas… um.
not impressed.
so, basically, @HAEZER killed @Cyberpunkers.
well done, Euphorian @HAEZER, says Queen Lizdom.

another highlight of the evening worth mentioning was meeting Euphorians off THE WEB.
“it’s just fantastic putting faces to tiny avatars.” – Queen Lizdom
Queen Lizdom met @belindametb, @iaminsert, @donmulto &&& @DaaiTheo, all in one night!
i was a very happy Queen.

ECSTATIC, our evening ended at a morning hour.
we satisfied our MUNCHIES & proceeded back to our Castle.

just before we undertook our #lalaland Mission we swallowed some Magical Anti-Hangover.
Queens will not suffer hangovers. EVER.
Queen Lizdom’s head hit her Cloud.
& she woke up the next morning… feeling super.

Queendom; an INTRODUCTION

this is a phenomenal moment in blogging history because, i, Lizdom have started a blog of my very own.

as i am writing this i am enveloped by the sweet insanity of Alice In Wonderland, the Disney version.
any other version just cannot compare – the style, the swag, the script, the dialogue, the PURE INSANITY – it is simply genius.

a question that has been stuck in my head since the very first time i allowed myself to enjoy the mad pleasures this film provides is one Absalom, The Caterpillar, posed: “whooo R uuu?”.

now, let it be known that, in my opinion, a caterpillar’s words are as good as any.
well, QUITE honestly, i’d rather listen to a caterpillar than most.

SO, who am i?
i can tell you who i am in human terms.
i am liz dom [note; lower case], a student of Fine Arts, a Mom & I have a BF who, i think, might be a genius or a loon [either/or].
it is lovely being me but i am somehow inclined to think of my life in fantasy terms.

can i tell you a secret?
i AM a loon.
i am Lizdom [note; upper case] & i live in a castle.
i have many pink animals that my Lab RATS have genetically manipulated to remain small & baby-like everforevermore.
i speak a language called “EH?” & i write many diaries in this language.
i write a diary for me & for you; for you & me & everyone, together.
the capital letter “I” has been banned from EH? because i absolutely despise the appearance of it.
i live in a place called Queendom where i am Queen.
i am a nice Queen – the only requirement i have is that the inhabitants of Queendom MUST have a glorious time.
always.

the activities of Queendom inhabitants are extremely inspirational.
there is not a useless compact of matter in sight.
everyone has a job & they enjoy their jobs to ecstatic extents.
in fact, everyone in Queendom is always “high” – might I state, not because of Drugzzz but because the atmosphere is of such a calibre that every living entity coming into contact with it instantly becomes euphoric beyond comprehension.
this is my idea of bliss – enjoyment & euphoria.
the inhabitants of Queendom, should you have been wondering, are called Euphorians.
no duh, there.

Lizdom is still an artist in Queendom, but, an artist of epic, magical proportions.
events, for instance, which happen in human circumstances are converted into great Adventures in Queendom.
Euphorians undertake colossal Adventures every. single. day.
it’s just how they roll.

thus, Euphorians are very interesting people.
they know many things about many matters & are, most obviously, very intelligent.
Queen Lizdom displays emotions of immense distaste at stupidity.
it’s just how it is.
every day, at 4PM, CQT [Central Queendom Time], everyone gathers in the Communal Garden for Tea&Cake.
this is, quite honestly, a darling affair where Euphorians & Queen Lizdom alike discuss everything that is, was & will be Absolutely Amazing.
this is why Queendom is such a spectacular place – Communication is a valued tool & all inhabitants use it to its fullest potential to further the Quality of Life in Queendom.

Quality of Life is very important in Queendom & only the best of the best of the best is available, in EVERY respect.
so, even though Queen Lizdom is chosen Queen of Queendom, everyone, in all practicality, is a potential “Queen” because everyone’s so darn fabulous.

being elevated to “Queen-like” status is the utmost achievement, whether you are male or female.
there are no kings, only Queens.
Queens are fabulous.

speaking of the word “fabulous” – Euphorians are fantastically stylish.
effortlessly so.
Euphorians rate highly on physical appearance.
we believe “one’s appearance conveys a lot about one’s mental situation.”

there are many more things that happen in Queendom to Euphorians & Queen Lizdom of Queendom but you will have to follow this blog to find out what they are.

SO, to conclude… “whooo rrr UUU?” – i am merely liz.
a girl living in the AGE OF BACKWARDS.
who are YOU?

Queen Lizdom & The Euphorians are attending The Dogbox Rooftop Party at the time of day where The Sun takes its slumber.
an account of The Adventure will be included in the next instalment of wordsofLIZDOM.

“we live in the AGE OF BACKWARDS & there everything is a slightly psychotic party.”