The Tale OF THE 3 Day Snorcity Adventure

it has been a confusing couple of days in Queendom.
i, Queen Lizdom, was feeling out of sorts.

neither here nor there or anywhere.
Queendom was functioning but barely as Queendom needs a Dreamer.
a Dreamer is an enitity who dreams all day & all night – ideals, constantly.
that no. uno Dreamer, Queen Lizdom, was Confused.

when a Dreamer is Confused their whole reality, Queendom & other Euphorians’ realities turn into one Huge Jumble.
a Huge Jumble is not something to strive for as it affects your emotions & thus transforms you into a Demon.

the line between Demon & Euphorian is one of of extreme delicacy.
a Euphorian may become a Demon from time to time but the transition back to Euphorian is very simple.
#moenieipoesweesnie.

BUT ANYWAY!

so, i was confused & not feeling too fantastical, obviously.
we headed to Snorcity, Queen Lizdom’s HomeTown in Queendom, on W-day in search of some Fun In The Sun.

one our way there i fucked out to Carcass.
it was an epic moment in my life.
#justsoyouknow.

RIGHT! we get to our Destination!
KOOS & RUDI, The Eternal Philosophers, had a MASSDEBATE to attend.
@adoneandthesky & Queen Lizdom shoot for the Theater Room where they chose to watch Clash Of The Titans.
a film.

this film was quite average, #tbh.
i liked Medusa – she was a kickass woman - & I dug the Djin.

the Djin were fuckin’ cool just because you don’t know what the fuck is up with those dudes.

Queen Lizdom was #unimpressed by the Greek Gods.
severely #unimpressed.
SCENARIO: “majestic gods”, armour, SHINY armour, not very strong-looking, a floor made out of a top-view of Earth, standing in a lame circle.
#ugh at the gods.
really, you guys, just… nee.

SO! fast forward!
@adone&thesky & Queen Lizdom order some Milkshakes from The Milkshake Man – a full post on this whacko, next.

we head on over to @adoneandthesky’s pad where we meet up with @iaminsert.
we chill.
we THEN play Super Sneaky Spies where we snuck onto a Spaceship Rooftop.

…WE STEERED OUR SPACESHIP DEEP INTO HYPERSPACE…

enter Tings ‘n Times – a merry-making place for The Young Of Heart.

some serious chillage went down.
Queen Lizdom got to converse with @lizetheunicorn, @Ninavanibos, @DaaiTheo @skillieskil around a lovely, atmospheric table in the fresh night air.

an idea Dreamed Up at this table is that of #socialawareness & #moenieipoesweesnie.
basically, everything in the Universe works perfectly ALL THE FUCKING TIME, so, you, as Euphorian, just need to #besef your Position In The Universe & Act Accordingly.
everyone needs to chill the eff out & be aware of what/who is going on around them & act like “hoe jou ma jou geleer het”.
the summary of this whole paragraph?
#moenieipoesweesnie.

THE NEXT TWO DAYS SUMMED UP FOR NON-TEDIOUS READING:

KOOS & Queen Lizdom enter #Lizeland where @lizetheunicorn was hosting a Secret Farewell Partytjie for @Ninavanibos.
there Queen Lizdom was mostly taking care of FENRIS – a full post on The Royal Egg to follow – but she got to see @iaminsert, @belindametb, @NatalieRoos, @wrestlerish, @ryan_fray, @DaaiTheo & a whole lot of other Euphorians who do not care for twitter.

kay, the day of F KOOS & Queen Lizdom attend KATE’S birthday #gettogether.
it was absolutely darling.
exactly like her.
we drank wine, we laughed, we drank wine, we laughed.
i had SERIOUS FOMO concerning the Pyjama Drama goin’ down at @roxymaritz2 & @nannaventer’s pad, though.
#lametovamax.

THE DAY OF TODAY!!!

poor @nannaventer was a bit comatose because of the Pyjama Drama Adventure but i simply HAD to see her face.
we dragged our hung over bottoms to a Chinese Joint where we dined like Queens.
also, joining us at this Event In Time was @Ben_Rausch & @matt_suttner.
Queen Lizdom was happy.
these three Euphorians are hella funny & i laughed myself silly.

after The Eatery we thrift Bounty Hunters.
Queen Lizdom found a glorious Floral-Print Short Overall - #chuffed.

i’m sitting on The Royal Bed now, kak moeg.
these 3 Days were pretty rad – tonight Queen Lizdom sleeps easy.

The Adventure of The Party in the SKY

it started with some Chinese Nummies.
doesn’t most things?

now, in Queendom, the Euphorians are not just a collective race with little identity.
QUITE, the contrary; you see, because each Euphorian is delightfully different from another.
they have names, these Euphorians.

Euphorians are either known by their Twitter Username OR, alternatively, if said Euphorian does not care for Twitter, simply by first name & in all upper case.
i.e. KOOS.

KOOS was one of the Euphorians who accompanied Queen Lizdom on her adventure.
KOOS is a pretty valued Euphorian as he is romantically linked to Queen Lizdom.
another Euphorian, who we met for some Chinese Nummies, is known as @adoneandthesky.

do you see what happened there? everyone is equally important in Queendom, so, even though KOOS does not show an interest in Twitter, like Queen Lizdom [@wordsoflizdom] & @adoneandthesky, he gets elevated to the same platform via upper case lettering.
it’s simple.

SO, onwards!

bellies satisfied & brimming with excitement we made our way to adoneandthesky’s pad.
there Queen Lizdom dressed & @adoneandthesky helped her cut some holes into her tights.
it was going to be a super fantastical evening in Queendom…

we arrive to SKY.
@roxymaritz2 was the first to meet&greet Queen Lizdom by a splendid embrace & the words “liz! we’re partying in the sky tonight”.
these words were a superb intro to the festivities to follow.

Fast Forward!

we’re drunk & high.
on happiness, of course.
enter the DANCEFLOOR… it was time!

@HAEZER proceeded to reduce our bodies into Dancing Zombie Fashionistas.
there is no other way of describing it.
dancing isn’t about looking pretty.
in fact, it’s about forgetting who you are, body-wise, completely.

so there we were: spirit souls. DANCING under the stars, hiiigh in the SKY.

many Euphorians joined us in our Glorious Adventure:
@Henry_Boardman & a Dancing Partner displayed excellent dancing propensities by teaching Us all what “sex on the dancefloor” is all about.
it was rough. it was beautiful.

@iaminsert, @roxymaritz2, @Waldorph2000, BIANCA & @Japanesefoot were some of the awesome Dancing Partners @adoneandthesky & Queen Lizdom had the priviledge to Lose Their Brains with.

now, Music-wise.
@HAEZER owned it.
completely & everforevermore.
Queen Lizdom, Queen of Queendom was VERY displeased with the @Cyberpunkers.
for an international act they were pretty shitty.
the beats are monotonous, the “moments” predictable & their stage personas… um.
not impressed.
so, basically, @HAEZER killed @Cyberpunkers.
well done, Euphorian @HAEZER, says Queen Lizdom.

another highlight of the evening worth mentioning was meeting Euphorians off THE WEB.
“it’s just fantastic putting faces to tiny avatars.” – Queen Lizdom
Queen Lizdom met @belindametb, @iaminsert, @donmulto &&& @DaaiTheo, all in one night!
i was a very happy Queen.

ECSTATIC, our evening ended at a morning hour.
we satisfied our MUNCHIES & proceeded back to our Castle.

just before we undertook our #lalaland Mission we swallowed some Magical Anti-Hangover.
Queens will not suffer hangovers. EVER.
Queen Lizdom’s head hit her Cloud.
& she woke up the next morning… feeling super.