The Tale of The Oh So Mysterious @SVRPRWN

Brian Eno provides the soundtrack for This Inscription.
The Queen is feeling Ambience more than anything these past Few Days.
perhaps this is because she’s really at peace within Her Soul.
being happy Soul-Wise is very NB! because otherwise… you’re just a physical body.
& that’s exactly what you are when you’re dead.
that’s super sucky.
SO, basically, this album makes The Queen feel calm&collected in a Grimm Brothers Fairytale Kinda Way.

it’s a bit eerie… i reckon it’s one of Eno’s darker Albums.
said Album’s Title is The Shutov Assembly.
it’s effing good.

The Queen is merciful to her Loyal Euphorians – she relieves them from mediocrity by sharing Her Taste In SoundWavez.
please, Euphorians, do not be fooled by that human south african channel, mk [note, lower case], for it is QUITE shit.

NOW! let’s get down to matters at this Tea&Cake meeting, This Afternoon:

The Tale of The Oh So Mysterious @SVRPRWN.

who is @SVRPRWN?
no one knows – not even Alleged Acquaintances.
Ooooooooh Severe!

Once Upon A Time, an anon logged onto THE WEBBERNET.
more importantly, however, this anon Signed Up with The Largest Chatroom in The World.
Twitter.
this anon was @SVRPRWN – initially displaying a “profile pic” of some sturdy lookin’ fellow.
this “profile pic” was replaced by the one we all know & love.
or should i say “<3”.

see, this is what we DO know about @SVRPRWN:
he/she/it is exactly that – a hermz in cyberspace w/ 1 bewb 2 provz it.
@SVRPRWN speaks a cyber language that is “mad kiffz” & characterised by the frequent usage of “z’s” & cutting words short.

this is actually very intelligent because whilst some Tweeps might get aggro because of the Vandalising Of Language, the joke’s really on them:
you rarely have enough characters to say exactly what you want, right?
right.
@SVRPRWN has, thus, transcended Twitter by flipping the 140 Character Maximum the proverbial bird.

another factor which gives @SVRPRWN hermz’s [a pronoun used for hermz especially, in Queendom] Edge is hermz’s speaking to celebs [note, lower case] like their hermz’s bud.
this, of course, is not an act & @SVRPRWN is actually BFFs with most of them anyway.
@SVRPRWN humours hermz’s fans by giving them a glimpse of the VIP life.
it’s quite amazeballs & such.
a very Gracious Soul, this Euphorian @SVRPRWN.

The Queen is also very impressed by this Euphorian’s Taste In Chillwayvez.
the kind of Chillwayvez an entity listens to can convey a lot about his/her/it’s Soul.
like, if you listen to something kak… The Queen will have her reservations about you.
it’s not judging.
it’s common sense.
Chillwayvez is Part of The Universal Form – like, you either flow with It, or you keep on making a racket to your own beat.
the latter is Not Cool.

anway, so, @SVRPRWN also “gets” the Zombie Apocalypse, “Chillin’ Hard W/ Gurl Broz/Broz”, MJ, Gagz, &&& That Human Life Ain’t That Serious.

thus, The Queen has come to the conclusion that @SVRPRWN ought to be made Honorary Hermz in Queendom.
it’s an Exclusive Position & One Of A Kind as there can only be one.
it’s sort of like a Jester but only Kewler & not derogatory at all.
basically, this Position is meant for someone funny & @SVRPRWN is HELLA FUNNY, YALLZ!

for those of you who are STILL In The Dark about this Phenoma…
sigh…
let Queen Mama explain:
it’s an act, a persona.
it’s like Lady Gaga & Die Antwoord & Jack Parow.
for those of you who think those three performers are being serious… um…
whatever.
the point is!
have fun conversing with @SVRPRWN & play along!
act completely serious because hermz’ is totals serious.
as serious as not being serious.

that is all.
follow @SVRPRWN for a UNIQUE Twitter Experience.

The Tale of The Milkshake Man

it’s the Day of Sx2 – everyone in Queendom is having a well-deserved rest after a yumcious Royal Banquet.
Queen Lizdom is situated in the Tower Of Dreams – her favourite & best location to have a chill.
the soundtrack to this Moment is a Mixed CD i made in 2005 & i won’t lie…
i’m about to weep.

every Euphorian has a Mixed CD that he/she WILL NOT PART WITH.
this is mine.
every single song gives me that feeling where your heart feels like it’s about to burst & you feel like you want to cry but also run full speed down a tar path in the crushing rain.
…
Musical Orgasm.

Something Corporate.

aaanyway!

it’s past the time of Tea&Cake but Queen Lizdom didn’t want to discuss this matter with Euphorians.
she wanted to tell the TALE.
“there’s a big difference between telling a story & having a debate.” – Queen Lizdom.
don’t laugh.
ponder that quote for a moment.
kay, move on.

The Milkshake Man.

this Euphorian used to NOT be a Milkshake Man.
before Tragedy Struck he used to be a strapping young lad with much promise of Benefit.
he was young, very handsome & hella funny.
he also HATED milkshakes.

Queendom’s Drink Of Choice is milkshakes.
SO, Mada Rehgallag, the Identity of the Euphorian, wasn’t very much liked despite his pleasant demeanour otherwise.
you see, Euphorians aren’t unreasonable & won’t condemn another just because they differ in taste.
Mada Rehgallag used to display Tendencies of Psychosis – he’d be his usual, pretty awesome self but he’d snap when smelled, felt, tasted or heard a milkshake [yes, in Queendom you can HEAR milkshakes].
he’d fill your Transportation Device to the brim with milkshake or he’d replace your Toothpaste with the Substance.
he’d put it in your mouth while you’re sleeping or he’d put some in your underwear.

THE POINT IS, Mada Rehgallag was fuckin’ weird when it came to milkshakes.

SO, Once Upon A Time the Euphorians of Queendom decided ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Mada Rehgallag ought to be punished & SEVERELY.
that evening, when the moon was a deep yellow colour, Euphorians set up a a midnight forest meeting between him & a Beautiful Girl.
there was no Girl.

Rehgallag was met by 10 Euphorians & a shitload of milkshakes…

no one really knows what happened on That Fateful Night but one thing is for sure… Rehgallag was never the same.
he is now a 6 foot Milkshake with Milkshake Legs & Milkshake Arms.
& he LOVES milkshakes.
it’s all a bit eerie, if you ask Queen Lizdom.

because Mada Rehgallag no longer responds to anything regarding his previous Euphorian Life, Queen Lizdom saw fit to give him the task of Milkshake Provision.
this turned out to be the most fantastical position for the Milkshake Man as he is also obsessed with the number 10 000 000.
another remnant of That Fateful Evening.
we don’t question it.
luckily that’s exactly the number of Euphorians currently living in the Queendom Castle.
yes, Queendom Castle is FUCKIN’ HUGEASS.

so, that’s that.
The Milkshake Man is whack & so are we.
we love his milkshakes & he loves us for it.
he’s a bit like vegetable now but we adore him anyway.

Queendom; an INTRODUCTION

this is a phenomenal moment in blogging history because, i, Lizdom have started a blog of my very own.

as i am writing this i am enveloped by the sweet insanity of Alice In Wonderland, the Disney version.
any other version just cannot compare – the style, the swag, the script, the dialogue, the PURE INSANITY – it is simply genius.

a question that has been stuck in my head since the very first time i allowed myself to enjoy the mad pleasures this film provides is one Absalom, The Caterpillar, posed: “whooo R uuu?”.

now, let it be known that, in my opinion, a caterpillar’s words are as good as any.
well, QUITE honestly, i’d rather listen to a caterpillar than most.

SO, who am i?
i can tell you who i am in human terms.
i am liz dom [note; lower case], a student of Fine Arts, a Mom & I have a BF who, i think, might be a genius or a loon [either/or].
it is lovely being me but i am somehow inclined to think of my life in fantasy terms.

can i tell you a secret?
i AM a loon.
i am Lizdom [note; upper case] & i live in a castle.
i have many pink animals that my Lab RATS have genetically manipulated to remain small & baby-like everforevermore.
i speak a language called “EH?” & i write many diaries in this language.
i write a diary for me & for you; for you & me & everyone, together.
the capital letter “I” has been banned from EH? because i absolutely despise the appearance of it.
i live in a place called Queendom where i am Queen.
i am a nice Queen – the only requirement i have is that the inhabitants of Queendom MUST have a glorious time.
always.

the activities of Queendom inhabitants are extremely inspirational.
there is not a useless compact of matter in sight.
everyone has a job & they enjoy their jobs to ecstatic extents.
in fact, everyone in Queendom is always “high” – might I state, not because of Drugzzz but because the atmosphere is of such a calibre that every living entity coming into contact with it instantly becomes euphoric beyond comprehension.
this is my idea of bliss – enjoyment & euphoria.
the inhabitants of Queendom, should you have been wondering, are called Euphorians.
no duh, there.

Lizdom is still an artist in Queendom, but, an artist of epic, magical proportions.
events, for instance, which happen in human circumstances are converted into great Adventures in Queendom.
Euphorians undertake colossal Adventures every. single. day.
it’s just how they roll.

thus, Euphorians are very interesting people.
they know many things about many matters & are, most obviously, very intelligent.
Queen Lizdom displays emotions of immense distaste at stupidity.
it’s just how it is.
every day, at 4PM, CQT [Central Queendom Time], everyone gathers in the Communal Garden for Tea&Cake.
this is, quite honestly, a darling affair where Euphorians & Queen Lizdom alike discuss everything that is, was & will be Absolutely Amazing.
this is why Queendom is such a spectacular place – Communication is a valued tool & all inhabitants use it to its fullest potential to further the Quality of Life in Queendom.

Quality of Life is very important in Queendom & only the best of the best of the best is available, in EVERY respect.
so, even though Queen Lizdom is chosen Queen of Queendom, everyone, in all practicality, is a potential “Queen” because everyone’s so darn fabulous.

being elevated to “Queen-like” status is the utmost achievement, whether you are male or female.
there are no kings, only Queens.
Queens are fabulous.

speaking of the word “fabulous” – Euphorians are fantastically stylish.
effortlessly so.
Euphorians rate highly on physical appearance.
we believe “one’s appearance conveys a lot about one’s mental situation.”

there are many more things that happen in Queendom to Euphorians & Queen Lizdom of Queendom but you will have to follow this blog to find out what they are.

SO, to conclude… “whooo rrr UUU?” – i am merely liz.
a girl living in the AGE OF BACKWARDS.
who are YOU?

Queen Lizdom & The Euphorians are attending The Dogbox Rooftop Party at the time of day where The Sun takes its slumber.
an account of The Adventure will be included in the next instalment of wordsofLIZDOM.

“we live in the AGE OF BACKWARDS & there everything is a slightly psychotic party.”