The Matter of le Crush 100, teeheehee

hahaha!
excuse me, while i am writing this i, Queen of Lizdom, Queen of Queendom am watching Beauty & the Beast.
the part where there’s a singalong to celebrate Gaston’s manliness?
it’s TOO funny – like, the little guy sings something in admiration of Gaston’s testosterone-ness & just gets punched in the flippen face by Gaston instead.
it’s hiiighlarious.

BACK to Matters!

Te Matter of Le Crush 100.

Euphorians across Queendom have been confronted in some or other-wise way by a site that lists the 100 bestest/hottest/cutest/blahdeeblah SA Etertainment Boys.
This List is posted by a Euphorian who chooses to remain Anonymous.
this, Queen Lizdom finds quite amusing – this woman has achieved cult-like status by NOT proclaiming an identity but by being this Unmistakable Anonymous Female Online Presence judging hardcore who she thinks is worthy of a “fuck yeah”.
very cool move.

that’s all it is.
the stalker angle is very cunning, indeed.
like, i bet you all that she’s just a girl, like you or me or someone who is not a girl or something else.
she’s causing a stir – like @roxymaritz2 said – “she probably wants this reaction anyway.”
& by giving her what she wants – hype – we, in turn, create another Advertising Mechanism.

Le Crush 100 has achieved cult-like status.
that much cannot be denied, says the Court of The Queen.
Queen Lizdom has noted that it’s all the buzz amongst Euphorians In The Biz; so, #trendingtopic-wise it’s, like, almost at the top… SA materially-wise.
are you still with me?
re-read if that bit was confusing.

KAY! so!

say you are in the SA Entertainment Industry - & you’re a boy.
a talented boy, good-looking & just a dude.
THEN it is your goal, your mission in this part of your humanly existence [note; lower case] to pursue being PUT ON THAT LIST.

do you know why?
because it’s being read – by at least a Couple of Euphorians.
note; UPPER CASE.
winkwink.

imagine the possibilities of This List for just a moment.
it’s quite phenomenal.
it’s The Infamous List of Rock ‘n Roll Hotties, SA-wise, Entertainment-wise.
like, the boys featured so far are pretty rock ‘n roll in whichever field they work in.
it’s the swagger.
Queen Lizdom actually approves of This List because it is very accurate in “Who’s Cool”.
laugh.
yes.
laugh.
it’s true – check it out.

THUS, boys of SA who are GOOD in their field [Queen Lizdom has no time for mediocrity], Queen Lizdom says to YOU – advertise yourself, fuck out, be a rockstar, proclaim your OWN FAME but don’t be a poes.
gasp
breathe.
it’s that simple.
are you hearing me? it’s that simple & that flippen AMAAAZING!

anyway.
Queen Lizdom gets side-tracked on GREAT scales.
but what I’m saying, Euphorians, is that Le Crush 100 isn’t a bad Event In Time.
QUITE the opposite, really – this girl is posting stuff, gooooood stuff about your boyfriend, your friend or just a boy you know from seeing him around.
it’s very good advertising if you really think about it in a Dirty Way.

like, isn’t Rock ‘n Roll about being sexy & just fuckin’ out?
it is, says Queen Lizdom.
so, this Groupie-Stalker-Band-Chick is just doing everyone a favour because, to be QUITE honest – this is the most “Fuck Yeah” Rock ‘n Roll Promotional Vehicle i’ve encountered since myspace days - & those days rocked.

Rock ‘n Roll, Sweet Ladies & Dashing Boys, can apply to anything – it’s a Lifestyle.
it’s the way you freak out to a song, it’s the way you laugh yourself sick at something & it’s the way you just chill the eff out with everything & everyone.
&, most importantly, it’s the way you do the simple things.

in Conclusion,
Queen Lizdom is freaking out to Justice – Stress.
very Doom 95.

basically, use it, don’t use it.
Queen Lizdom thinks this is pretty good advice for SA Entertainment Boys.
figure out How To Get On The List Without Being A Poes.
Mission, complete – next step, Catapult into Even More Superstardom.

sigh.
the sigh of a very happy Queen.
Euphorians have so much potential.

Queendom; an INTRODUCTION

this is a phenomenal moment in blogging history because, i, Lizdom have started a blog of my very own.

as i am writing this i am enveloped by the sweet insanity of Alice In Wonderland, the Disney version.
any other version just cannot compare – the style, the swag, the script, the dialogue, the PURE INSANITY – it is simply genius.

a question that has been stuck in my head since the very first time i allowed myself to enjoy the mad pleasures this film provides is one Absalom, The Caterpillar, posed: “whooo R uuu?”.

now, let it be known that, in my opinion, a caterpillar’s words are as good as any.
well, QUITE honestly, i’d rather listen to a caterpillar than most.

SO, who am i?
i can tell you who i am in human terms.
i am liz dom [note; lower case], a student of Fine Arts, a Mom & I have a BF who, i think, might be a genius or a loon [either/or].
it is lovely being me but i am somehow inclined to think of my life in fantasy terms.

can i tell you a secret?
i AM a loon.
i am Lizdom [note; upper case] & i live in a castle.
i have many pink animals that my Lab RATS have genetically manipulated to remain small & baby-like everforevermore.
i speak a language called “EH?” & i write many diaries in this language.
i write a diary for me & for you; for you & me & everyone, together.
the capital letter “I” has been banned from EH? because i absolutely despise the appearance of it.
i live in a place called Queendom where i am Queen.
i am a nice Queen – the only requirement i have is that the inhabitants of Queendom MUST have a glorious time.
always.

the activities of Queendom inhabitants are extremely inspirational.
there is not a useless compact of matter in sight.
everyone has a job & they enjoy their jobs to ecstatic extents.
in fact, everyone in Queendom is always “high” – might I state, not because of Drugzzz but because the atmosphere is of such a calibre that every living entity coming into contact with it instantly becomes euphoric beyond comprehension.
this is my idea of bliss – enjoyment & euphoria.
the inhabitants of Queendom, should you have been wondering, are called Euphorians.
no duh, there.

Lizdom is still an artist in Queendom, but, an artist of epic, magical proportions.
events, for instance, which happen in human circumstances are converted into great Adventures in Queendom.
Euphorians undertake colossal Adventures every. single. day.
it’s just how they roll.

thus, Euphorians are very interesting people.
they know many things about many matters & are, most obviously, very intelligent.
Queen Lizdom displays emotions of immense distaste at stupidity.
it’s just how it is.
every day, at 4PM, CQT [Central Queendom Time], everyone gathers in the Communal Garden for Tea&Cake.
this is, quite honestly, a darling affair where Euphorians & Queen Lizdom alike discuss everything that is, was & will be Absolutely Amazing.
this is why Queendom is such a spectacular place – Communication is a valued tool & all inhabitants use it to its fullest potential to further the Quality of Life in Queendom.

Quality of Life is very important in Queendom & only the best of the best of the best is available, in EVERY respect.
so, even though Queen Lizdom is chosen Queen of Queendom, everyone, in all practicality, is a potential “Queen” because everyone’s so darn fabulous.

being elevated to “Queen-like” status is the utmost achievement, whether you are male or female.
there are no kings, only Queens.
Queens are fabulous.

speaking of the word “fabulous” – Euphorians are fantastically stylish.
effortlessly so.
Euphorians rate highly on physical appearance.
we believe “one’s appearance conveys a lot about one’s mental situation.”

there are many more things that happen in Queendom to Euphorians & Queen Lizdom of Queendom but you will have to follow this blog to find out what they are.

SO, to conclude… “whooo rrr UUU?” – i am merely liz.
a girl living in the AGE OF BACKWARDS.
who are YOU?

Queen Lizdom & The Euphorians are attending The Dogbox Rooftop Party at the time of day where The Sun takes its slumber.
an account of The Adventure will be included in the next instalment of wordsofLIZDOM.

“we live in the AGE OF BACKWARDS & there everything is a slightly psychotic party.”